Here is an artist's rendition of the slavering beast, Dickhead (pardon, language) as he might have appeared on the WMD spy-sat cam immediately after the tragic incident. I apologize for the gratuituous violence implied in the image. In order to lessen the psychological impact, I have used the friendly cartoon character Popeye as a model.
Gus has found the time to upload a wanted poster - it could help him if we posted copies at our local Postal offices and monitored the various spy satellites for a sighting, as he's a bit busy of late.
I wonder how he dares spare the precious moments blogging via air-sea wireless Internet whilst simultaneously being pursued by Dealer Dan's minions, the Tortolan Navy, and dodging "friendly" fire from Moses in the borrowed attack jet. Still, it's terribly sweet of him to keep us informed.
We shall continue with our extremely diverse spiritual endeavours and burn incense, chant, pray skyclad, and invoke all gods, dieties, and saints to intervene. I have a sneaking suspicion that the greatest literary Goddess of all, Machina, will do Her best to muck up the storyline anyway.
2 comments:
Mrs. Blubridge,
You are simply a riot.
-Mia Toretto
You are most kind. I am all for riotous behavior - it sells more tipple.
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