SYRACUSE, N.Y. - A couple who bared themselves during a boat parade for charity last month have been charged with public lewdness.
Troopers used video footage shot by a spectator who attended the Christmas Parade of Boats on the Seneca River to identify Ricky E. Setzer, 34, and Cindy M. Cramer, 29.
Police claim the video shows Cramer topless and wearing a strand of Christmas lights as she spanks Setzer's bare butt.
I should just like to mention that the charity in question was the Special Olympics. What a doody-flop, very bad form.
There is a place and a time for naked spanking hijinks, generally after hours in the racier sorts of adult sporting clubs in Town. But not on a boat, on a crisp fall September evening. Pity she didn't fall in - now THAT would have been a show-stopper.
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*covers this post with my freudian slip* shhhh! miz b! i wouldn't want the mcfinster brothers to read this and get any ideas re: naked spankin' hijinks, etc. cudd'n cj's moonshine still and it's masterful product produce a hi-enuff octane glow to encourage such folly. otoh, gus' emergency fund is gettin' low, and we could always replinish it with the sale of video tapes.
*toddles off to read up on creative marketin' practices*
snuggs
p.s. miz b, we are about out of sweet n sour mix, as *the red hat ladies* came in at noon yesterday, and drank margaritas straight thru til 7:30 last nite. which wouldn't have been so bad except mrs. pettigrew insisted on demonstratin' her ability to cat walk, and stepped off of the pool table straight into the mop bucket. suds everywhere, i swannee. i think chad the cabana boy managed to mollify her sufficiently so there shouldn't be any repercussions. the ladies who lunch just adore him, as he never turns down an emergency pedicure, the dear boy.
I would like to mollify another gal sufficiently. Err that sounded racey er,.........but it's true. Or how about just a date?
Chad
Cabana Man
chad, my flower my petal....
if you don't get in too late for your date, can i get a foot rub after closin' tonite? or first thing at the crack of noon?
thanks!
snuggs
snuggs my petal, my flower...
what does it take?
I was asking you for the date! Then we can discuss the rubbings....
Chad
*thuds* me? i thought you had the hots for miz edna. *blushes and fans self* i'd be pleased to make a date with both you and your hands, chad. i'm guessin' you know where to find me.
snuggs
*hums as she tidies*
"Love... exciting and new."
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