"KINGS MOUNTAIN, N.C. - Two former Sara Lee employees have been charged with embezzling $128,000 worth of bras and panties from the company after merchandise showed up at flea markets, authorities said."
'Ere, wot? Could this mean that the Fleet is running under hot sail? Because surely there were other sources for their motley canvas than the Grog Shoppe's old clothes bin.
Gus had best inspect all the new weapons systems, I'm sure those "double-barrelled catapults for BB-DD shot" are based on cross-your-heart technology.
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*giggles* and just think what damage those push up bras could do to the tortolan navy.
snuggs
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