Techno DJ Moby, a direct descendant of Herman Melville, and punk rocker Theo Kogan of the Lunachicks were crowned as King Neptune and Queen Mermaid at the 22nd annual event on Surf Avenue.
Moby thanked the cheering crowd, then announced tongue-in-cheek that he was 'enjoying the fruits of my power.'
Certainly this is the man to aid Captain Gus and his stalwart crew of miscreants in their escape from the foetid Venezuelan hoosegow and the clutches of the Venezuelan brown-water bobbies?
Fortunately, Gus still has a good Internet connection. He can contact this powerful Moby person, and also perhaps ingratiate himself with his lone fan amongst the mud ducks with a few suitable gifts garnered from eBay. I happen to know that a certain type of entertainment machine is or was available owing to a young man's unfortunate delinquent tendencies.
In the meantime, best continue to monitor the counter-cetaterrorist surveillance satellite. I do hope something comes of it!
Speaking of which... it seems there might be a way to take care of the judge problem as well with something obtainable via Gus' connections - and it can easily be accomplished in a few strokes of yet another type of entertainmant machine.
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