Tuesday, April 5

Help Wanted: Vikings!

For any of Gus' former shipmates who are looking to make a career shift into a less dangerous line of work, the Midgard Historical Center is hiring Vikings.

In what is described as a "rare employment opportunity for Vikings," the center is hoping to hire some non-pillaging, non-looting, more friendly-like Vikings to interact with tourists, educate them in Viking ways, and most assuredly not inconvenience them in any way.

NOTE: it is a myth that Viking helmets had horns on. Thus, Vikings were not as horny as depicted in English monastic chronicles of the Middle Ages.

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