We might need to lay in extra stocks of tequila, as challenge has been given and accepted, it seems, if ever Gus succeeds in capturing the B. whale and comes home safe to port. And we'd better not skimp, because it looks like Smart Ken's preferred tipple is actually Gusano Rojo Caballero. My good snuggs, if you would bespeak the chandlery and ask them to put it on our account, I'd be most grateful.
And we might ask Senor Gusano Rojo Caballero about that trifling matter of the missing worm...
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dear miz b:
i'm off to the bank to deposit the $22,837.52 i've collected on the jello-wrestling chances. so many of the girls are eager to do their part to ensure that the *first gus openshaw emergency line of credit fundraiser & jello wrestling championship* is a success. i think we can safely buy 6 more wading pools and up the number of contenders. lord knows, the patrons are snapping up the chances like the carpet baggers snapped up atlanta. i'll stop by and order the tequila when i finish up at the bank. i needed to pick up some more bacardi's 151 anyway; i used the last of it on the batons saturday evening---we sold a lot of mai tais. have you given any thought as to who might referee the jello-wrestling? seeing as how you'll be supervising the side betting.
**note to self: google the 'metamorphosis of tequila worms' before arguing with the fred at the liquor store
snuggs
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