We've got to get this party started, but the jukebox in the corner is rather... not Scottish I should say. All the musical numbers on it are rather sad and pathetic instrumental noodlings. Ladies, your mission is to find a good sound system that a reasonably large number of our patrons would not sneer at. I was hoping for a CD Wurlitzer with bubbles, but deary-dreary-o, such a thing is not easily found.
However, there are plenty of set-ups ready, so... well, they probably need to be thoroughly vetted to see if they taste right with the well liquor AND the back-bar bottles. Needs must, and all that. Anyone care to volunteer for taste tests?
And let's see if we can't get this place looking a bit more festive... turn the foam on... now where is that flippant manual...
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