Personally, I hope it's the Sexy Cursed Badgers, but it's probably the dreaded Crimson Tide.
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honey, we haven't been dreaded since The Bear passed. i have it on good authority that these boys are all bedwetters. between my sage smudges and gus' gramma's cauldron, gus is gonna be fine. that man has more comebacks than cher & barry manilow combined.
erm, actually i meant the alabama crimson tide. and those boys are easy to take care of; their idea of foreplay is 'you in the truck yet, velma lou?' don't worry about medical supplies, just stock up on beer--bud & bud lite for the redneck metrosexuals.....the better to exacerbate the aforementioned bedwetting problems. and tell the girls not to worry; those bama boys can be a lil raucous, but mostly they like to pretend they're at talladega and holler *show us your tits, please ma'am.* even the redneck pirates are gentlemen. oh, and do pass the word: we're auctioning off chances to jello wrestle with any of the girls; all proceeds to benefit *gus' emergency fund for wayward pirates*. we thought we'd establish a line of credit for gus, due to the unpredictable nature of his oddyssey and the bi-polar nature of several of his crew. oh, and if no-one claims that rolex by the jello-wrestlin', we'll just add it to the pot.
the bachelor party is *still* here? when are the nuptials? i do hope the groom hasn't missed them.
oh by all means, go play in the garden! which will just make for thirstier drinkin'! *goes to change out of my heels and into my tennis shoes* niki, you've got a real bent for sales and marketing. *g*
Let's show those rugby boys how a haka is really done - they do their little war dance with their shirts ON.
Pirates? Who cares about a gang of silly little computer-game pirates - this is serious play here.
(by the way, nikola me darlin', in my day it used to be called a "shampoo and set." Perhaps we'll still get lathered up... now let me just turn on the foam machine thingy.)
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honey, we haven't been dreaded since The Bear passed. i have it on good authority that these boys are all bedwetters. between my sage smudges and gus' gramma's cauldron, gus is gonna be fine. that man has more comebacks than cher & barry manilow combined.
snuggs
niki:
erm, actually i meant the alabama crimson tide. and those boys are easy to take care of; their idea of foreplay is 'you in the truck yet, velma lou?' don't worry about medical supplies, just stock up on beer--bud & bud lite for the redneck metrosexuals.....the better to exacerbate the aforementioned bedwetting problems. and tell the girls not to worry; those bama boys can be a lil raucous, but mostly they like to pretend they're at talladega and holler *show us your tits, please ma'am.* even the redneck pirates are gentlemen. oh, and do pass the word: we're auctioning off chances to jello wrestle with any of the girls; all proceeds to benefit *gus' emergency fund for wayward pirates*. we thought we'd establish a line of credit for gus, due to the unpredictable nature of his oddyssey and the bi-polar nature of several of his crew. oh, and if no-one claims that rolex by the jello-wrestlin', we'll just add it to the pot.
the bachelor party is *still* here? when are the nuptials? i do hope the groom hasn't missed them.
oh by all means, go play in the garden! which will just make for thirstier drinkin'! *goes to change out of my heels and into my tennis shoes* niki, you've got a real bent for sales and marketing. *g*
snuggs
Let's show those rugby boys how a haka is really done - they do their little war dance with their shirts ON.
Pirates? Who cares about a gang of silly little computer-game pirates - this is serious play here.
(by the way, nikola me darlin', in my day it used to be called a "shampoo and set." Perhaps we'll still get lathered up... now let me just turn on the foam machine thingy.)
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